Kim Fucking Williams?

Anthony Albanese, you’ve got to be fucking joking, right?

Is this nation’s broadcasting/entertainment sector so utterly devoid of top-level administrative talent that Williams is the best answer to replace the woefully pathetic Ita Buttrose?

Albo and Co, did we learn fuck all from the Buttrose experiment?

I wouldn’t let anyone who can spell “Foxtel,” News Limited” or “News Corp Australia” anywhere near our fucking national broadcaster let alone be selected to be its chair after working for those outlets.

In the interview process, did anyone fucking well ask Williams what he thinks about the fact that there’s hardly a politics writer, commentator or essayist across the entire News Corp Australia network – its dreadful print-media mastheads and the coiterie (deliberate typo) of other Coalition-loving faux journos who tag-team to cram the desk at Sky News Australia in the daylight or after dark – whose clear mission is to make the Albanese government a one-term blunder and return to power the natural order of government, the God-chosen Liberal National Party?

Yes, your thoughts on that, Kimmy boy? Even if you think that’s half true, it doesn’t auger well for the restoration of a balanced, professional and ethical mainstream media across this nation.
Do you think any of those Newscorpse LNP publicists deserve any exposure whatsoever on any ABC platform?

My best guess is that you’ll be mimicking your predecessor, occasionally making solid mother/fatherhood belief statements about the ABC’s role in Australian life to give us brief hope that you’re going to be okay, while the rest of the time continuing to turn Aunty into a right-leaning, clickbait tabloid being tenderised for eventual consumption by a greedy Lachlan Murdoch or other media mongrel.

What’s that, Kimmy? You’ll be too busy soon preparing the list of poisonous LNP propagandists to take their regular panel seats on Insiders to worry about such mindless matters?

Don Gordon-Brown

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