What does One say?

This week we have been treated to images of our Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, the Balmain boy from public housing, hobnobbing with the rich and famous in palatial surrounds, and paying homage to a fabulously wealthy individual with no apparent talent, a shady personal history, and a less-than lustrous  academic record who is nevertheless inexplicably popular and influential in certain quarters.

But enough of the Kyle Sandilands wedding.

Albo has also been in London to attend the coronation of King Charles III.

In this week’s caption contest we ask readers of The Bug to guess what Chuck said to Albo when they caught up at Buck House. (main picture)

Message The Bug with your answer for a chance to win a lifetime of free access to thebugonline.com.au (provided we keep paying our web hosting bills) and a copy of My Big Red Doctor Dick Book by our world famous in-house sexologist Doctor Dick, containing all you never wanted to know about love and sex. Mainly sex.

Entries close 5pm next Friday 12 May.

The winner of last week’s contest was a person going by the name of Arcturus Bunglefuck with his version of what Deputy PM and Defence Minister Richard Marles might have said at the release of the most recent review of Australia’s military spending. (below)

Congrats Arcturus. Happy reading.

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