FROM THE BUG’S WRITING STAFF:

We have run out of of ideas as to new ways to take the mickey out of Peter Gleeson.

For that we humbly apologise.

We will now leave Peter alone, once he returns from leave, to create his own laughs – or sometimes accidentally repeat the laughs of others – via the risible rightwing rubbish he sprouts on Sky News in the daylight hours or after dark and the risible rightwing rubbish he pens in The Courier-Mail.

Once again, we are so, so sorry. We foolishly thought the potential for ridiculing Peter would be, if not endless, then certainly sustainable until well into the New Year.

We. Were. Wrong.

We regret any hurt we will no longer be able to inflict on Peter.

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