Vale Phil the gaffe-prone Greek

ALL OVER AUSTRALIA: People have woken up this morning wondering why it took the death overnight in England of a racist, gaffe-prone, curmudgeonly, pompous, pampered, self-opinionated 99-year-old prick who’s only claim to fame was who he stuck that prick into to bring our Governor-General out of hiding.

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CANBERRA: The Morrison Government is planning changes to Question Time when Parliament resumes for the Budget session, with government backbenchers expected to be allowed to ask even more Chris Uhlmanners than normal.

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PERTH: The leader of the West Australian Liberals in State Parliament has cleverly avoided a challenge to that leadership.

He didn’t turn up for a meeting meant to discuss a spill motion, meaning the meeting lapsed through want of a 50 per cent quorum under party rules.

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