If you talk shit, expect to be covered in shit. That’s the experience of our Xcrement-of-the-Week judges over […]
Israel
ISRAELI PRESIDENT’S STATE VISIT: Mounting opposition across Australia to this month’s visit by Israeli President Isaac Herzog has […]
…and once he’s fucked off, tell him to fuck off further! EDITOR’S NOTE: Our computer systems have been […]
BLATANT HYPOCRISY: Former prime minister, noted barefaced liar, and all-round happy-clapping fuckwit, Scott Morrison, (far right at left […]
PROPERTY NEWS: TEL AVIV: After initially expressing doubts about US President Donald Trump’s plans for the Bored of […]
Gaza stripped bare but ready for renewal! Two prominent Australians have emerged as the likely contenders from Down […]
MELBOURNE: A prominent Righter employed by News Crap Australia says the anti-hate speech laws passed by the Federal […]
NUUK: Greenland’s Prime Minister, Jens-Frederik Nielsen, (left in main picture) has been forced to retract a jocular statement […]
Coalition Tea Lady has been awarded the 2025 Elon Musk trophy for xcretal excellence. CTL (our own version […]
