In our first look at our Xcrements-of-the-Week yesterday, we talked about the many risks taken over the journey in the XOTW topic we’ve chosen to kick off with, for fear of alienated our reader before they’ve gotten past the first few words.

The Orange Oaf is always a good example even though we’re often forced to lead with his latest spate of moronic stupidity and in yesterday’s post (at bottom) we knew London to a brick that we’d pay a heavy price for featuring that blithering Sky LNPNews clown Rowan “Harpo” Dean. (below, about as right as you can get)

And sure enough, Australia’s best satire site by far lost 12 subscribers! Okay, okay! You know that’s bullshit; we don’t have that many subscribers.

But it’s with almost equal trepidation to that felt when doing over Dean first yesterday that we kick off today’s tranche with Aunty Pauline, national leader of the white indigenous First Nations people. Any decent person with half a brain – twice what Aunty Pauline works with – will have nothing to do with the racist, red-headed bitch.

And so we thought we’d kick off with this character assassination from Tony (at top and below)

Ouch, Tony, tell us what you really think?! And is it all that wise getting stuck into our incoming prime minister after the 2028 poll, as soon as she transitions to a lower-house seat, of course, where one of her mob’s so-many first timers will step aside for her.

JayJay also had Aunty Pauline in her virtual rectal sights.

Hello! Hello! Is there anyone still out there reading this?

Moving on from Aunty Pauline (pictured about as far right as you can get) but remembering what a Zionist she is and how she’s probably cracking a wide right at this moment with excitement as the deadline looms and her heroes Donald Trump and Benjamin Netanyahu will soon be sending the 90-million plus citizens of Iran back to the stone ages where they belong, let’s hear from Solo Monk, Pearls and Irritations and Mary Kostakidis.

BUGger it! Let’s allow Solo Monk a second shitdip.

Seeing we’ve probably lost everybody by now and no more damage can be done, let’s return to xcretas sending their virtual faecal flak the way of Captain Bone Spurs, his War Secretary Seth Pisshead and their enablers. Let ’em rip, Dr Tracy Westerman AM, Coalition Tea Lady, Rick and our beloved MFWitches,

We then turn our gaze to those who have paid a price for not fully backing any decision Demented Donnie takes.

Here are Morgan J. Freeman with a nice little meme showing what happened in the Department of Justice when someone forgot to hide the Epstein files properly and ThePatriotBlonde quoted some top general forced to “resign”.

Finally, we’ll let THE Russell excrete on some under-water matters.

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