Our Media Glass House researchers have noticed a distinct change in the position taken by one of News Crap Australia’s senior Righters, Andrew Bolt, when it comes to US President Donald Trump.

The new position, they report, is one that is even further up the arse of the bloated, corrupt, malignant, fake tanned, incontinent and dementia-riddled lump of barely human flesh and war criminal now leading the USA. (main picture)

In his recent column in News Crap turdbloids, (below) Bolt took exception to anyone daring to suggest that the President actually promised regime change in Iran.

Bolt argued that such critics were peddling a “regime change lie” by arguing that Trump’s war had failed because the Iranian regime still existed and was fighting back against US war crimes – “war crimes” being our MGH teams’ words, not Bolt’s, of course.

Naturally, any such criticism stimulates Bolt’s protective instincts when it comes to Trump – the same protective instincts we see among other senior Righters across the Murdoch media empire whose commercial viability is directly linked to slavishly serving the MAGA base, not the truth. That was comprehensively proved via the 2023 US$800 million defamation settlement News Crap paid to Dominion Voting Systems after willingly retailing fake news about the “stolen” 2020 presidential election.

In his column Bolt alleged that Trump had never actually said he aimed for regime change when starting the Iran war. So how can he fail to attain something he didn’t declare as a goal?

Our MGH researchers – after repairing their sides which split with laughter on reading such high-level “analysis” – decided against wasting their time minutely trawling every dementia-driven utterance about regime change Trump has made since his mate Bibi easily convinced him to start the current war.

They simply pointed to Trump’s and Bibi’s early declarations that the Iranian people could and should use the conflict to rise up and overthrow the governing Islamic regime. In other words, their efforts would deliver regime change.

Our MGH teams also note that Bolt did not address how such an uprising might occur once Iran returned to the stone age with no power plants, water supplies, bridges, roads, or other basic civil infrastructure and services.

Now, our MGH teams are not medically qualified, but they estimate that Bolt’s latest column would place him well beyond his usual position of merely tonguing Trump’s massively incontinent anus.

They reckon Bolt’s head must now be well embedded in the President’s Maccas-packed colon and he risks disappearing from view entirely if he maintains his own “regime change lie”.

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Speaking of the hate media – aka the Murdoch empire – another of its senior Righters was fanning the flames of division through one of his own recent “analysis” columns.

Greg Sheridan, tedious, cardigan-clad, narcolepsy spreader, and “foreign editor” of News Crap Australia’s national broadshit The Australian, (below on ABC TV’s Insiders after his comments sent himself to sleep) used one of his hard-copy sermons to yet again berate “the left” and the “hate” it expresses for Australia and indeed the entire western world.

Exactly who comprises “the left” is never made clear, so in that regard Sheridan follows the Trump playbook of making wild and unverified charges against unspecified “enemies within” to sow division and reap votes. (below)

When it comes to classifying “hate media” it is impossible to exclude an organisation and its acolyte Righters who willingly and freely bandy the description “hate” against those who do not hold their world view.

Our MGH teams suggest that it is time for Sheridan and other Righters in the Murdoch media empire to publish their list of lefties.

Surely that’s a bare minimum requirement if people like Sheridan genuinely hold fears for our nation’s and indeed the western world’s future if the seemingly amorphous and anonymous “left” continues to engage in threatening behaviour such as merely questioning those in power.

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