Over the duration, we’ve taken many a risk in the XOTW topic we’ve chosen to kick off with, for fear of alienated our reader from the get-go.

The Orange Oaf is a good example; we recently lost our reader within 13 seconds of uploading one of these posts that featured Trump’s ongoing attempts to start World War 3 on behalf of his bestie, Bibi Netanyahu.

But today’s lead – or as the young ‘uns say lede – invites disaster from the very first nano-second of upload. Still, in for a penny, in for a pound at they say, so here’s our XOTW judges’ pick for the day – from Ivan Hanna ..’Suburban Elite’ (top and below).

Hello. Hello! Is anyone still with us?

Ivan is of course referring to this guy below, pictured how he normally looks before heading to the makeup room in preparation for his usual “I’m as mad as a cut snake” sitdown comedy performance for his Sky LNPNews After Dark show.

That’s right! If our reader is still with us, we reckon he, she or it would have got it in one! THAT’S ROWAN DEAN! Who let him out of the asylum!

Jackie, Tony riffing with Kenny Devine and Phillip Adams likewise also sent some virtual faecal flak Harpo’s … sorry, Dean’s way.

Let’s stick with the media theme – if you stretch things right out and include Sky LNPNews as media – here are brown bombers Dingo.News and Rick on what they stink of how far Australia’s woeful mainstream mediocre has crawled up the arses of the two political “leaders” currently getting ready to take Iran and its 90-million plus population back to the stone ages – Bibi “I love the smell of genocide each Gaza morning” Netanyahu and Donald “Killing people for fun gives me a doughie even if I can’t see it!” Trump.

TO BE CONTINUED!

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