Call it a fixation if you must but our Xcrement-of-the-Week judges have decided to dedicate today’s look at all the virtual shit that plopped its way noisily and most smelly into our prizebarrel once more to The Orange Oaf and his attempts to start World War 3.

More than that, our judges waded through so many memes dedicated to Trump that they will more than dominate this column. And as usual, our heartfelt apologies to anyone having a late breakfast.

Highlighted (at top and below) is the effort of Lol …

Maybe there are more impactful memes below but our judges felt this effort was pretty good, not showing Trump as the tantrum toddler but a dolt – sorry, an adult – happy to display a piece of ordnance from the world’s great ever military that he thinks will be a lot of fun if it goes on to kill some innocent Iranian school girls. What did Tony Abbott once say about war: Shit happens?

And we did like the fact that Captain Bone Spur’s face looks like he should be sitting on some southern backwater verandah proving that someone with the IQ of a swamp alligator can still make a banjo duel.

Let’s just run the other memes in clumps, starting with AntifaArts, SIMPLE-MAN, Sardar Shafqat Ali Khan and TACO all suggesting that theTangarine Shitgibbon and his merry band of morons, not least being the secretary of war Seth Piss-Head, are just beginning to wonder what the fuck they’ve got themselves into.

(Someone whose X handle we managed to lose and we’ll try to fix that!) and The Mullato Menace send some virtual cloacal coating the way of MAGA supporters…

… while we suspect Rockiey Watts might be a supporter of the Moron of Mar-a-Lago but has forgotten Demented Donnie had promised in his re-election bid that the US would not be the world’s policeman any more and wouldn’t be starting any wars that could harm his chances of eventually having a half-dozen Nobel peace prizes on his fake-gold mantelpiece.

Not much colour to this meme from Kawaii but a simple message conveyed in a powerful outpouring of virtual poop….

…while Ares clearly wanted to excrete on something else other than war that Trump shouldn’t have inserted himself into, if you get our drift.

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