It stands to reason that a column devoted to shit – sure, a mixture of good shit and some dead shit – that our XOTW judges would always notice an xcremental offering that references diarrhoea.

So featured today in our final look at last week’s putrid ploppings into our smelly prizebarrel is someone we just call flags (top and below)

We fully understand why flags has the virtual squirts but it behoves The Bug to accept that Aunty Pauline’s white indigenous One Nations mob have performed well in last Saturday’s South Australian poll, although should we call a wave that washed the party’s way a tsunami?

We’re being unfair; One Nation got a bigger primary vote than the once-competitive Liberal Party, which means they pretty well won that racist – sorry! race.

JayJay continued the xcretal line with comment about a muck-chute product of a more bovine nature.

An XOTW column earlier this week did take pleasure out of Lord Downer of Pout House in the Adelaide Hills and the old darling’s/curly’s despair over the fate of his beloved Liberals so let’s rejoice by repeating a few offerings from the other day.

Bewdiful, and let’s rub in it just a bit more with virtual poo flung eagerly from Cheryl Kernot and amante2 at a member of the pioneering family that basically created and shaped modern racist Australia.

Denise C. had a go at the mainstream mediocre’s tsunami line while Mike Carlton provided a short but accurate response to stranger’s general take on the Beetrooter and whatever roll on the pavement he played in his adopted party’s success last weekend.

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