Okay, all you BUGgers out there …. hands up if you think it would be a good idea to kick off our Xcrements-of-the-Week review with fuck-all about The Orange Oaf, even if he is trying his hardest right now to kickstart World War 3 for his best mate, Bibi Netanyahu.

Keep them up while we make a count. Okay, message received. Hands down.

Leaving that cunt alone then, our XOTW judges went totally left field and decided to highlight the xcrement dropped into our prize barrel by Richard D Boyle (at top and below).

Oh, Richard, you dear heart. Sticking with silly old and long-forgotten standards of human behavior! Good on you! But the Epstein files have shown the world is now infected by countless paedophiles in positions of moneyed power and privilege.

To be perfectly honest, we don’t know the rock spider you are referring to. Surely not someone mentioned earlier in this post? Still, whoever it is knows a thing about how to defile kids. Fucking the young’uns up the kyber pass certainly eliminates the chance of having your bellend bitten!

So, having barred The Orange Oaf, let’s stick with domestic matters, shall we? And we’ll start with Saturday’s South Australian election and hear what Ken McAlpine and Justin Brash squeezed out.

Indeed, Ken and Justin! How are you going over there in SA, Curly … old darling … feeling the pain of the death of your beloved Liberals in your home state. Tragic.

Tony Windsor and Ben Davison fired off their virtual faecal flak with these pointed election dropofferings…

Let’s stick with politicians for a little longer and read what Xers The Cockatoo and cmdibley dropped on our PM’s head.

Onto media matters now and Everald Compton and Michael Pascoe came to the defence – as so many have over recent weeks – of the ABC’s America expert John Lyons, under heavy Zionist attack.

And the ABC Insiders panel has a new face …. and everyone at The Bug grabbed a feather and knocked one another over with them when they heard he worked for Newscorpse. Opening up their bum-bay doors on that chap were Mark and Phillip Riley.

TO BE CONTINUED!

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