BRUSSELS: Members of the North Atlantic Treaty Organisation (NATO) have formally responded to US President Donald Trump’s demand for allied nations to send warships to the Strait of Hormuz.

NATO Secretary-General, Mark Rutte, (main picture) said all member nations of the security alliance had met in the absence of the USA and had reached a firm decision.

“The decision, I am pleased to say, was unanimous,” Mr Rutte said. “All NATO members were very clear in their view that we must act together and very quickly to ensure global security which has suffered in the wake of the attacks on Iran launched by the US and Israel.

“We all agreed on the need to do what we can to eliminate repressive religious fundamentalist regimes intent on destabilising the western world and putting democracy itself at risk. This is especially important if such regimes possess nuclear weapons.

“As a result a dedicated NATO military force with land, naval, and air assets and personnel is being formed as I speak with the aim of invading both the United States and Israel.

“This is necessary to effect regime change by deposing the current dangerously out-of-control, bloodthirsty, and corrupt leaders currently in charge of both nations whose irresponsible, illegal, and in most cases genocidal actions are destroying peace and the rule of law while costing hundreds of thousands of innocent lives.”

Mr Rutte said an invasion of Washington DC to depose President Trump and decapitate the Trump regime was NATO’s first priority.

“There comes a time when daddy has dementia, is making crazy decisions, and needs to be taken care of in a very decisive way,” he explained.

“NATO will achieve that goal first before moving on to invade Israel and capture the genocidal war criminal Benjamin Netanyahu and install an administration whose first priority is not ethnic cleansing and murdering children.

“NATO believes that only by obliterating these two rogue states and their leaders can we avoid a Third World War,” Mr Rutte said. “Besides, killing millions of people will be fun.”

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