It may lack a punchy meme and is a rather poignant inner-American look at things as World War 3 looms, but our XOTW judges did like Adam Schiff’s offering (at top and below).

Any BUGger out there who has driven around the US and has a general knowledge of how countries have acted historically would know that Uncle Sam has a very long “record” of preferring to spend zillions to maintain the boast of having the world’s greatest-ever military, which has allowed it over many, many, decades to bomb countries into democracies – it’s never worked but that’s not important right now – rather than use taxpayers’ money on things like the hospitals Adam mentioned – or affordable health care generally, or well maintained roads, help with cost-of-living woes, housing hassles and shit like that.

Let’s also hear lack-of-character references for Trump from BrooklynDad_Defiant!, Teresa Randal, Dr Sheep Personal Podge, The Cockatoo and Dr. Dave.

BrooklynDadDefiant mentioned the Strait of Hormuz before so let’s hear now from Xcretas who poked virtual poo at the Orange Oaf for declaring the war won many times over the past fortnight and all without any help from hopeless European allies but now pleading with nations to send warships to that area.

Here are New Directions AFRICA, Furkan Gozukara and Jamie Carroll.

And now for youse BUGgers who have not identified the Down Under brown-noser mentioned in our heading at top, here are our favourite Witches, Charles Harvey, Carmel Nunan, Peter Murphy and Sunflower.

TO BE CONTINUED!

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