The new leader of the National Party, Matt Canavan, has made a sensational revelation in a bid to position it as a more moderate and acceptable choice for current One Nation voters.

In a post on his #blackcoalmatters social media account, Senator Canavan (main picture) detailed his hitherto publicly unknown “real” indigenous heritage.

“Today I can reveal that I am an elder of the Dragline peoples of the Open-Cut Nation who have roamed Central Queensland for many, many decades,” Senator Canavan, or Uncle Senator Canavan as he is formally known, said.

“People have in the past accused me of deliberately adopting ‘blackface’ by smearing myself with coal dust to highlight my love of coal mining,” he said. “Everyone knows of my underground mine that I proudly operate with my identical twin brother Jedd-boy in the backyard of my north Rocky home.

“But the truth is that up until now I have actually smeared myself with white make-up each day before heading to work or fronting the cameras.

“I’ll continue to do that but I’ll be no longer disguising my indigenous heritage when mixing with my peoples.”

Political observers said Uncle Senator Canavan had likely made the revelation to help repel the growing popularity of the White Indigenous One Nation people and its national leader, Aunty Pauline Hanson, an elder of the Mulletandchips people of the Crabstick nation in the Ipswich region who has a long track record of speaking out and protesting on behalf of her mob. (below)

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