For our final look at our Xcrements-of-the-(now long past) Week, we thought we’d have a look at some of this nation’s finest politicians as they dream up new policies to appeal to voters and our top-shelf, rolled-gold fourth-estate experts who watch them inaction and who provide clinical and professional assessment of how they are snoring … sorry, performing.

We particularly liked this contribution fromTony showing, if a number of polls are correct, that the woman screaming in the Senate will be the federal Immigration and Home Affairs Minister after the next federal election and that in the lower-house, the re-elected Member for New England, Barnaby Joyce, will be her prime minister.

As for the two chaps behind her, they probably expect very senior Cabinet positions although Darryl Kerrigan might tell them they’re dreaming!

As is always the case, our XOTW barrel groaned under the weight of some very shitty observations of last Sunday’s ABC Insiders program and we thought Glen Schaefer’s comment was perhaps the most cutting.

Also excreting little faith in that panel makeup were Eagle, JayJay and Allan Green…

… while Jack McCoy opened his virtual bum-bay doors and dropped turds on a trio of worthy targets – David Speers, Kim Williams and Anthony Albanese.

…. and let’s end up with a bit of sarcastic humour from ARTHUR FRIEND.

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