The Bug would never, ever, publish, peddle or promote anything that’s clearly made up and obviously designed to fool people. You BUGgers all know that, right?

Regardless, we’d like to kick off this second tranche of our Xcrements-of-the-past-Week with a couple of xcrements cheekily squeezed out that our intensive research – well, ChatGPT at least – tells us are not factual and are wrongly attributed to some of the leading lights-never-came-on in the Donald Trump administration.

Which is a shame, really, because the virtual flak flung by Glenn Tunes at US Secretary for War Seth Pisshead (above and below) seems so much like something Secretary Pisshead would say in his current John Wayne/Green Berets “we’re gonna fucking kill all you towelhead cunts” frame of mind.

And doesn’t this offering from Morgan J. Freeman sound so Karoline Leavitt air-heady, right?

Sadly, ChatGPT tells us that the “armageddon” quote came from some magic-sky-daddy-believing field commander to which some of his heathen troops have lodged complaints. And while the Leavitt line is very funny, it’s called out as satire and not something Leavitt has actually said whenever she crawls, all orange tainted and shitty, from Donald Trump’s putrid arse to redresses the media.

Still, ChatGPT always makes it clear that it doesn’t always get things right so we can still hold out hope that these bottom-feeder fuckwits said these things!

Let’s stick for a while with this US/Israel defense – sorry, WAR! – on Iran that will soon be over if it isn’t and the virtual turdslide released by Xcreatas that has engulfed Anthony Albanese and Penny “I remain too far away to see things clearly!” Wong.

Getting things right rather than Wong included Doug Cameron, GregMarSki and stranger.

… while THE Russell, etc, etc, dumped on Albanese, reminding us all of a quote from John Pilger.

Voiding their virtual bowels on a central theme behind all this Middle East mayhem – our Zionist federal government forever paying jew diligence – were Dr Robb, etc, etc, Antonella Illuminati and Marilyn Raven.

Be very careful you don’t get arrested there, Antonella!

TO BE CONTINUED …. MAYBE!

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