One Xcreta who thinks so is arguably Australia’s most respected clinical psychologist with a lifetime of lauded work as an anthropologist studying the criminally insane and because we don’t highlight his work anywhere near as often as we should, our judges today salute Doctor Professor Mike Carlton (top and below).

And who are we to question the author of the best-selling academic tomes, Tony Abbott’s Brain is Missing, How Fucked Up Scott Morrison’s Childhood Must Have Been? and The Ego has Landed, regarded as the seminal work on why Malcolm Turnbull always knew a room’s most intelligent person wasn’t in it until he entered.

So, yes, we concur with Doctor Professor Mike Carlton’s short but accurate description of
Captain Bone Spurs – “Yep. Clinically insane.”

Another Xer who thinks Donald Trump should be confined to a straitjacket, huddled over in a corner of a padded cell and weaving great wads of verbal nonsense as his diaper finally gives way at the Washington DC Asylum for Brain-Dead Kiddie-Fiddling Monsters is Rick Wilson.

Thank you, BUGgers, for your attention to this matter!

Also hinting at The Orange Oaf’s general lack of fully-functioning brain cells was Brian Krassenstein while Mark Slapinski suggested The Tangarine Shitgibbon might be rather friendless once his time in what’s left of the White House is over.

Now, the big question…

What do you call a cunt in a cap? Mr President? Demented Donnie? Diaper Don? The Moron of Mar-a-Logo?

Letting their virtual sphincters have their spray were Rick (who can clearly spot a cunt when he sees one), Warren, Robyn, Keith Edwards and a well-deserved second serving of shit from Rick again.

TO BE CONTINUED!

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