Somebody should let Kylie Lang know that the federal election has been over for almost a year and that there is no longer a need for all Righters at News Crap Australia to promote and defend former Liberal leader and former MP for Dickson, Peter Dutton.

The Courier-Mail columnist really went to town on the Liberal Party’s internal election autopsy report leaked last week after being solidly buried in the basement of Menzies House in Canberra under several feet of concrete, probably by a gang of CFMEU card-carrying builder’s labourers.

Her most recent column (below) began by attacking the Libs’ report for daring to state the obvious – that women voters were put off by Dutton’s menacing physical appearance.

Ms Lang cast her attack within a gendered framework – very woke! – by asking if the same conclusion would be drawn by the review team if a woman had been leading the party.

“Imagine if Susan Ley had been in the chair then,” she wrote. “Would a review have found her unattractive to men?” (below)

Well, the answer is “yes”, if that’s what focus groups had been telling Liberal pollsters which is how the election analysis would have reached its conclusion.

Our MGH researchers suggest Ms Lang might put a sock in it unless she wants to write another column attacking the Libs’ review for daring to say Dutton’s policies – wildly uncosted plans for taxpayer-funded nuclear power plants, scrapping working from home arrangements, and sacking tens of thousands of public servants – were all duds.

The female voter backlash against all of those solemn promises – some of which were equally solemnly scrapped shortly after being announced – would have been reflected in polling and focus groups.

Ms Lang also ignored the fact that the review also noted that female Liberal MPs and candidates themselves told campaign HQ that they didn’t want Dutton setting a big ex-copper foot in the electorates they were trying to keep or win.

In other words, Ms Lang is shooting the messenger and ignoring the bald (and that’s not a dig as Dutts) fact that the Libs went to the election with a red-meat baiting, dog-whistling, far-right dud whom key Liberal strategists (namely the Sky News “after dark” team) had insisted would deliver a landslide victory.

Our MGH teams also wonder why Ms Lang would quibble with Dutton being described in factual terms in an election analysis based on voter and candidate feedback but ignore News Crap Australia’s own longstanding and persistent pillorying of Labor leaders based not on facts but a simple desire to install a far-right party into office to grease the wheels for achieving its own commercial goals.

Our researchers present as Exhibit A of an alphabet of examples the notorious Daily Telegraph front page form the 2013 federal election portraying then PM Kevin Rudd and his deputy and current PM, Anthony Albanese, as Nazis. (main picture)

And this is the same organisation that so vehemently barracks and campaigns for genocidal Zionist extremists under the guide of tackling hate speech.

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Our Media Glass House researchers have been keeping an eye on developments in the Kyle v Jackie O saga that is, for some reason, of great interest to many radio listeners in Australia.

Well, at least a fraction of all listeners in NSW. Or perhaps that should be just a fraction of all easily pleased yobbo listeners Sydney.

Reports of the on-air blow-up between the KIIS-FM brekkie show hosts was followed by news that Jack Henderson had quit the program after working with radio heavyweight – and we mean that literally – Kyle Sandilands for almost a quarter century.

We can report today that our MGH teams have arrived at their own theory for why the on-air pair broke up. Or at least why they have had a temporary separation, given the latest stories suggesting Jacki O is denying that she quit.

Kyle was apparently upset, and said so on air, about Jackie O’s supposed obsession with astrology.

But our very experienced MGH research teams have floated a theory that might well explain the tensions between the two, and it comes down to the old problem of men not listening to what women say.

Basically their theory suggests that Kyle has simply not been hearing what Jackie O has been saying because – as photographic evidence shows – poor Kyle simply has no ears. (below)

Our researchers wonder how and, more importantly, why he bothers wearing earphones while behind his golden microphone.

Surely, they add, someone of Kyle’s means could afford to consult an otorhinolaryngologist to discuss corrective surgery and then KIIS and make-up with Jackie O.

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