OPINION EVENLY DIVIDED:

An exclusive poll by The Bug to determine which of two recent sets of images of Prime Minister Anthony Albanese have sickened and dismayed our readership the most and left them totally unimpressed with his national “leadership” has both widely pictured events in an almost unbelievable neck-and-neck struggle for overall revulsion.

As this post was being prepared for uploading, the competing images (at top) – Albanese recently sucking up to genocidal mass murderer Israeli president Isaac Herzog and Albanese even more recently sucking up to Lachlan Murdoch – had garnered exactly equal support! 50-50!

Here is a typical response from one reader polled who said the Albanese-Herzog images had shattered forever his faith in a Labor Government: “Look, we all knew those images of a young, leftwing firebrand were largely nonsense and Albanese would never be a patch on the likes of Gough Whitlam and Paul Keating. But fuck me roan, did we ever suspect he’d turn out to be a Zionist and a complete toady to Donald Trump’s America and never-to-be-delivered nuclear submarines? Watching him firstly invite Herzog on a state visit and then crawl up his Zionist arse, totally ignoring Herzog’s repeated pledges to a Greater Israel devoid of sub-human Palestinians, makes me want to throw up. And don’t get me started on those images of Herzog happily signing missiles that he knew full well were far more likely to fall on the heads of innocent Gazan women and kids than a Hamas fighter.”

“What’s Herzog whispering there? Wanna see some photos of the tens of thousands of Gaza Strip children we’ve murdered or horribly mutilated these past two years?”

“And any bets on Albanese’s likely response? ‘Well, Penny and I do agree Israel does have the right to defend itself’.”

Typical of the response to the second image grouping were these powerful observations: “There’s one “news” organisation in Australia totally committed to bringing down any federal or state government that voters are stupid enough to elect against Rupert Murdoch’s demands to always vote for parties that support his business ventures anywhere in the world and that’s Sky LNPNews.

“So what have we seen lately? Albanese sucking up bigtime to Lachlan Murdoch who is an even further right-wing zealot that his wretched racist, money-hungry, criminally inclined, ethics-free-zone of a scrawny-arsed, Viagra-addicted nonagenarian cunt of a father. Look at Lachlan and Albo! You can almost sense the desire of both men to hold hands. Probably did at some stage.

“We see Albanese happily cutting the ribbon on revamped Sky LNPNews studios in Sydney ahead of a name change to News24, surrounded by Newscorpse Australia heavyweights and current NSW Premier Zionist Chris Minns.

“Luck plays a big role in any pollie’s success and with the current death spiral of the Liberal Party, Albanese might be PM for 20 years. And what will he have to show for it? Fucking nothing! He’ll probably still be tossing up whether to support Trump’s bullshit Board of Peace that decent, honest, practical, people saw right through from the get-go!”

The Bug will keep our reader informed if a third vote comes in to break this exciting and unprecedented current poll deadlock.

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