A word of warning before we get into the nitty-gritty of this second tranche of our popular Xcrements-of-the-Week selections.
Soon, we’ll be highlighting the xcrement that plopped into our reeking prize barrel concerning some of the most wretched and horrible politicians ever to have blighted our planet, both here and abroad. So, if you’re still breakfasting and don’t want that overpriced smashed avocado all over yourself and other cafe patrons, please, please, finish it up quickly.
And to give you time, we’ll kick off with some Xers dumping on Newscorpse’s decision to change the name of Sky LNPNews Australia to News24, or as we called it in a post yesterday, Spews24, which we think more accurately sums up the far-right racist and sexist views that will continue to spew forth from the remodelled Newscorpse studios in Sydney as they labour away at pillorying Labor.
Our judges did like the offering from Trev (at top and below) although they did tut-tut about the language he used to describe the non-journalists cunts who infect Spews24 – sorry, News24 – with their vile woke-hating rubbish, especially after dark.
Yes, Trev. More than just about Right.
Tony Martin, Joseph Armand and Aaron Dodd, Curmudgeon also opened their virtual bum bays and let loose over the name change that changes nothing at all.
Okay, brekkie done and dusted. Let’s kick off with the GOAT when it comes to the worst politician ever spawned in world history and what Politic@l Spinner and Ed Krassenstein stink of him.
Ed! Ed! Ed! Having dementia and being really dumb are not necessarily an either-or. This dumb cunt thinks he invented the word caravan and that Italy and the US have been besties who have always fought beside each other forever!
Staying on the other side of the world we have Boris Johnson, with this suggestion from Su Dharmapala Voted Yex, etc, etc.
Back Down Under now. Have there ever been two tummy-churning, sphincter-shuddering politicians worse than One Nation’s Pauline Hanson and her new deputy the Beetrooter Barnaby Joyce.
Tony Windsor, some chap who has studied Australia’s finest retail politician up close, let fly with this Mr Poopy Pants (thank you, Frank Drebin) prediction…
… while Tony Shepherd clearly had no sympathy for Pauline “I only say what every racist thinks” Hanson.
And GregMarSki dumped mightily on Hanson and her merry band of moronic supporters.
An Xer we simply call Flags had this to say about Victoria’s proudest Zionist Tim “Get me to the prayer room on time” Wilson.
And while she’s not a politician – or a journalist for that matter – Vikki Campion has beavered away loyally under a pollie mentioned above, so here are Sandra K Eckersley and Mike Carlton xcreting all over one of her recent Newscorpe columns.
And let’s finish with one we should have run yesterday from Phillip Riley.
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