Before we get onto far more serious domestic issues centred on our woeful mainstream mediocre and probably the funniest weekly show on TV at the moment, our judges really liked this contribution (at top and below) from the incomparable Coalition Tea Lady.

We thought her “name the pub” meme was a beauty, as was her suggestion of The Cooked Goose!

Our Bug staff came up with the very obvious The Randy Andy, considering the now commoner Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor for a long long time considered any female that came with six to seven inches of his person deserved a damn good right royal rodgering. No age identification needed.

The Windsor Sausage was another. The Paedo Prince was also suggested. If you have any suggestions, please don’t send them in because we’ve got no money for a prize.

Now, to a comment on yesterday’s (Sunday’s) edition of the ABC Insiders program and an observation by Patricia Karvelas that Treasurer Jim Chalmers would be quite nervous at the prospect of his first debate with new Opposition shadow Treasurer Tim Wilson.

We know, BUGgers, we know! Does anyone know Karvelas’s upcoming standup dates, venues and times. We’re told she simply has to be seen live.

Margie Jones and Glenn Gibson set the scene as well as anybody with their targeted faecal flak, while Lawrence Walker, GregMarSki, Lorraine and Walter Lemonade, etc, joined in with a cloacal cacophony in harmonic agreement!

peter voss, Lee-Anne Walker, Anthony Norman and Sue Roberts also dropped their loads in PK’s direction.

With more general observations of PK’s sit-down comedy efforts on Insiders, her battle with Niki Savva and David Speers’ handling of them both and his interview with Home Affairs Minister Tony Burke were Anthony Norman, Peter Newton, Glenn Gibson, Peter s grumpyoldfool 62, etc, and finally Tony Shepherd who maybe spotted something behind Karvalas’s outfit.

TO BE CONTINUED!

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