Our first tranche of Xcrements-of-the-Week on Monday concentrated on the Liberal Party’s new federal leadership, still pushing old policies and platforms … for now at least.

Today we return to the ongoing virtal shitstorm that has settled above the head of Prime Minister Anthony Albanese over his recklessly stupid state-visit invitation to the vile genocist (if that’s the word?) Israeli President Isaac “Have I got a signed bomb to drop on you to celebrate the current ceasefire!” Herzog.

Our judges for this post voted to highlight the offering of John Urane (at top and below), in equal parts for the sentiment he’s transmitting and the creative language he’s used.

A headful of custard, indeed, John! Noely joined in with her own assessment of what’s going on in Albanese’s head and the PM’s need for a meditative rethink…

… while The Cockatoo, Dave, icon, icon, Antonella Illuminati, Susan Smith and Greg Bean excreted on various themes to do with Albanese’s decision to invite unashamed child-killer Herzog here.

And if you think Susan’s description above of Albanese as a visionless coward (OUCH!) was mean, GregMarSci and Catsmother01 have similar harsh words for Herzog, who has left our shores to deal with crucial bomb-signing duties back in Israel, while Judith minded her language while saying much the same thing.

And no XOTW report is complete without someone opening their literal bum bays and dumping on ABC Insiders and its host David Speers, so here are Geoff Mason and BeThin Canberra.

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