… who then promptly decided to not change and die anyway!

WE suspect youse BUGgers out there would be very disappointed if we didn’t devote this Xcrements-of-the-Week column entirely to the two new leaders of the federal Liberals who both seem intent of making sure the party of Bob Menzies will be well dead, buried and cremated by next election time.

That’s probably a safe bet seeing Angus Taylor and Jane Hume played vital central roles at the 2025 election in making sure the Liberal brand stinks to high heaven in the nation’s capital cities especially.

So what is the exciting new change Taylor promised; the one that lasted about as long as virginites at Schoolies. Our judges selected Tony Shepherd’s offering (at top and below) to show us the brave new Liberal world these two clowns believe will have Australians rushing to the polls in 2028 to return them to their God-given right as Australia’s natural government.

That’s right, folks! Straight out of the blocks and with the Murdochs’ help, the WaterBoy signals a lurch to the right to bring Aunty Pauline’s racist hordes back to where they belong.

What other signs have Taylor and Hume displayed in recent days after they forced poor Susssan Ley to spend more time in her cockpit.

mariewalsh18. and Tweety Bird picked up on the immigrant-bashing line that has John Howard wetting his pants more than normal ….

.. and Rick saw a lack of cajones in Taylor’s physical makeup by heading off to Sky LNPNews while sending Hume off to Insiders and the political blowtorch from David Speers. (Joke, people! Settle!). Dr Sheep Person Podge also spotted the lack of courage from Gus while Phillip Riley critiqued how Hume fared on that program.

Let’s give Tony Shepherd a second squeeze of the virtual sphincter ….

…. while that interview and the performance of another of Aunty’s politics glitterarti soon made its way into our putrid, fly-blown excrements prize barrel. Someone called PK really got pooed upon. Take it away, Adam Greenwood, Margie Jones, Solo Monk and Peter Newton

TO BE CONTINUED:

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