New Opposition Leader Angus Taylor has given his clearest indication yet as to the policies he will pursue and the general political path he intends to tread in the leadup to the 2028 federal poll.

To this end, Mr Taylor brought gasps of excitement from the waiting media as he stepped from his newly acquired Opposition Leader’s Comcar for a staged visit yesterday to sympathetic struggling home owners dressed – or should that be undressed – as a dinky-di Aussie surf lifesaver!

“We’re back!” one of the Newscorpse reporters shouted on seeing a confident Abbott waving hello in his bright-red budgie smugglers and lifesaver’s cap.

“The similarities to former great Liberal PM Tony Abbott are amazing,” whispered another Newscorpse hack. “Their faces too,” agreed another.

Taylor was introduced to the homeowners and it’s when we first heard words that might one day morph into an election battle cry for the doggedly determined Taylor.

“I want all Australian voters to see red from this day on,” Taylor stated as he thrust his buttocks towards the family, forcing the husband to put a defensive arm around his missus.

During his short camera-op stay, Mr Abbott said he would be the proudest man in Australia if in a few years, he became a prime minister “even half as good as my dear friend Tony Abbott”.

“He might even last longer than Abbott did if Peta Credlin has fuck-all to do with any time he has in office,” another journo was heard to whisper.

“I want to see Australians seeing red over their inability to afford to buy their own homes or pay exorbitant rents,” Taylor said, thrusting his groin forward.

“I want to see Australians seeing red over our once great country being overrun by foreigners taking our jobs,” Taylor said, accompanied by another groin thrust.

“And eating our cats and dogs in the process,” many in the media throng added, doing their own Elvis Presley impersonations while all secretly hoping they were watching Australia’s next Prime Minister making point after effective point.

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