Queensland Premier David Crisafulli has strongly rejected claims that new anti-hate-speech laws were rushed and ill-considered, leading to urgent amendments that the state parliament will push through today.

The Premier (pictured above) said that his lawmakers had always assumed that the banning of the phrase “from the river to the sea” was only aimed at anti-semitic, Palestine and Hamas supporters who have advocated for a long time that Israel must be driven from alleged sacred and historic Palestinian lands.

“They were acutely aware the the same phrase or very similar words have been used many, many times, by Israeli’s leaders to explain how their vision of a Greater Israel under permanent Jewish control can really only come about once all Palestinians are driven from the Gaza Strip and the West Bank.”

“And fair enough, minor changes to those hate laws will be made at today’s sitting to clarify the right and wrong ways “from the river to the sea” can be used.

Unfortunately, not all the media present were from Newscorpse and one rather naïve commercial radio tyro asked the Premier: “We proscribed Hamas as a terrorist organisation for wanting to wipe Israel off the Middle East map, so what’s the difference with Xionist Israel declaring openly, and backed by its current genocide in Gaza, that it plans to do exactly the same thing with Palestinians so it can live in peace without internal sub-human neighbours?”

The Premier (pictured below) paused briefly before saying: “Well, that’s the way. That’s the future. Good strong stable government and the rest, for sure” before being led away by staff but before disappearing from sight adding: “like a flock of focking union pigeons straddling a barbed-wire fence! No worries, that’s for sure.”

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