Can any of youse BUGgers out there hear those fairly audible tinkles of pleasure as Prime Minister Anthony “Israel has a right to defend itself even if they have to raze Gaza and kill hundreds of thousands of innocent people to do it “Albanese, Foreign “Minister Penny “I’ve been too far away to see things clearly” Wong and NSW Premier Chris “I hope there’s votes in me being such a cunt” Minns wet themselves with the excitement of meeting in Sydney today a man they all admire very, very, much?

Yes, Israel’s President Isaac Herzog has touched down in Sydney on his state visit to bring social cohesion to Australia and to play a key role in helping to bring much-needed closure for fellow Zionists caught up in December’s Bondi Beach massacre if he’s lucky enough to find some.

As this Xcrements-of-the-Week column neared completion for uploading, President Herzog is about to meet those Zionist survivors in a special area set aside for that in parkland at the southern end of the world-famous beach (below, right).

Unfortunately, however, this smelly delve into our XOTW prizebarrel has uncovered quite a simmering heap of virtual crap sent the way of those involved in today’s activities.

The two xcrements shown (at top and below) from PugOwned Plays and Solo Monk took particular aim at NSW Premier Chris Minns’ role in making sure all commemorative activities in Sydney’s inner-east will not spoilt by towel he… sorry, Palestinian supporters well know for their penchant for public violence.

Our judges opted to highlight them for their brevity and power, but the likes of Rupert’s Conscience took longer to effectively say the same thing – that Minns doesn’t mind a porky or two to besmirch a group of Australians he has no time for – and Peter Murphy helped Minns out with a potted history of the Zionism he so obviously adores.

Also calling out Minns’ lies about the conduct of people opposed to Israel’s genocide in Gaza was mikeaubrey….

… while flag icon JPMasters, etc, etc, David Huett, Adam Houda, our much-loved Witches, adylady and The Cockatoo opened their bum bay doors and unloaded on Minns in a variety of sprays.

and in a very short virtual dump, Dr Sheep Person Podge was in full agreement with The Cockatoo as to what he thinks of Albanese.

Ouch, Dr Sheep Person Podge! You mean this former left-wing warrior?

TO BE CONTINUED!

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