Australia’s most read righter and Sky LNPNews host Andrew Bolt has taken out The Bug‘s Media Glass House Arse-Licker perpetually smelly trophy for January 2026.

Bolt charged home late in the month with an opening whinge on Sky LNPNews about morons (our word but he probably agrees) blaming Donald Trump for all of the US’s current woes.

You don’t have to like Trump but really, he scoffed, how unfair are all his detractors being for blaming Trump for every thing going down hill over the Pacific.

Well, actually you just about can, Andrew. And nice attempt in trying to portray the Orange Oaf as someone who some people don’t like.

Andrew, decent, honest people around the world hate Trump’s guts. It’s visceral. And the fact that they can’t see one decent human trait in his bloated orange, poo-seeping body, demented mind and soulless is as much the reason for their revulsion as the way he is damaging America’s reputation internationally, actively working for widespread civil arrest and wrecking his nation’s economy as the Trump Foundation rakes in the billions. 

So in summary, congrats – yet again – on your most-recent win. We understand why you sprout such bullshit and we are forever in awe of your ring-mastery, your cloacal cleaning and tongue-in-groove skills and marvel at how you are always rimming with complete confidence regardless of what the rest of us can clearly see and be rightly repulsed by it.

You know, Andrew, even though most of the world worked out long ago that Trump is a dreadful cunt in each and every possibly way and has been since birth, we sort of understand why you and your pay packet are never going to see it.

It makes it hard for us to hate your guts as much as we should.

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