…and once he’s fucked off, tell him to fuck off further!

EDITOR’S NOTE: Our computer systems have been hacked and the headings you see above – ones that may easily come under the umbrella of new federal hate speech laws and their much-needed severe penalties – have been inserted without our permission. As we try to remedy this egregious and criminal takeover of our computer network, please read a rather delayed, but still relevant, third and final look at our Xcrements-of-LAST-week.

Both topics are still very relevant: the pending trip Down Under by Israel’s President Isaac Hertzog and the latest developments around Chairman Donald’s Board of Peace that will one day replace the United Nations.

Our judges for this post liked the xcretral offering squeezed out by Dr Sheep Person Podge (at top and below)

The following xcrements suggest Books Behind Borders, sarah and The Cockatoo might also be strongly against a visit by a Zionist who signs weapons he must know are far more likely to land on the heads of innocent woman and children than any Hamas fighters left in the Gaza Strip.

Oh, oh! Not again

Once again, we apologise for the monsters who have hacked into this post and our internet security experts are working hard to remove their hateful words as soon as possible – EDITOR

In the meantime, let’s look at the virtual faecal flak that Cheryl Kernot responding to Julian Andrew, Glenn Tunes and Peter Murphy let fly with over Donald Trump’s Board of Peace.

Australians are truly grateful that our cautious, diplomatic, thread-lightly, don’t-insult-anyone-unless-it’s-absolutely-necessary-and-even-then-don’t-do-it Prime Minister is “giving it further consideration”.

Shit! Not again!

FUCKING HELL! NOT AGAIN!

No, wait. Sorry … that’s one of ours.

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