BREAKING NEWS:

SYDNEY: News Crap Australia’s recently appointed in-house ombudsman has been sacked.

Sir Bert Zion-Smeer (main picture) took up the post just a few weeks ago to ensure the Murdoch media company addressed community concerns about its alleged one-sided anti-Labor, pro-Netanyahu coverage of the Bondi Beach massacre and the genocide in Gaza.

News Crap Australia has given no reason for Sir Bert’s dismissal which it announced just moments ago.

A Murdoch media spokesperson said in line with the company’s Your Right to No campaign, full details won’t follow.

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