After the poopy pasting poor Dick Marles copped in our first look at our Xcrements-of-the-Week yesterday (link at end), we asked ourselves: if there anyone more right-wing than that Dick and an even clearer and more present danger to Australia’s survival? The world’s even.

Who said the rhetorical question is dead as a literary device?! Right, Fernando Oliver, Esq (at top and below)?

A general observation of that human shitstain, to be sure, but our XOTW judges thought the meme was a perfect lead-in to one of the big events of the past week – the murder of that nurse in Minneapolis at the hands of government thugs. ICE or some other “security” mob.

And, rightly, this tranche of our XOTW devotes itself to that shocking killing, and the even more shocking knee-jerk, lie-riddled, bullshit that spewed from the White House and leading Republican figures just about immediately afterwards.

But before we start, some of the many X posts we collected over recent days showed an image that might, just might, be AI created for, ahh, uum, maximum visual effect?

Regardless, we thought Mike Carlton summed things up quickly and powerfully.

Yes, someone on X has claimed the above to be AI created because the security agent at right has his head missing. If this is true (the image is fake; not the head missing) what a crying shame that this sort of shit festers on our social mediocre when any number of untouched images of the killing of Alex Pretti would show that anyone trying to paint him as the villain in the piece are disgusting, desperate, disturbed people thoroughly devoid of any empathy, decency or devotion to country; all they can see is their blind obedience to the Mango Moron.

Unlike those above, Genghis Khan and Dr Sheep Person Podge showed they had no reason to go to Specsavers because, like sane, logical people around the globe, they saw what they saw.

We think, by the way, that Stephen Miller is a key architect of immigration policy in Donald Trump’s second administration, serving as Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy and Homeland Security Advisor. It takes a special unkind of person to sprout such reeking bullshit. And don’t you like the “being placed under arrest” as top-shelf, rolled-gold sophistry. It sure beats “being put six foot under”.

A number of Xers used pictorial lessons of history to warn us just what two murders of innocent American citizens in just three weeks in Minneapolis might mean for the direction the US is heading in. Plop away, Wu Tang is for the Children and Republicans against MAGA.

And ending up where we started, while a certain graphic image might not be ridgy-didge, Seth Abramson thinks this chilling stylised depiction of that image sums up things pretty well! The US under Captain Bone-Spurs seems hellbent on sending the world to hell in a handbasket.

Record dump on that Dick Marles!

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