What follows for you BUGgers out there is a clutch of virtual crap we carefully extracted from our rancid Xcrements-of-the-Week barrel on Monday and decided to keep for a third look at the smelliest of last week’s xcrements.

And as it’s turned out, almost all of the eclectic mix of plopped topics we’ve saved for now are still making big news at here and around the world.

So let’s start with the Gaza Board of Peace, with its offer from chairman Donald Trump for Australia to be on it. So let’s have a quick look at what’s ahead for this wonderful board as it works with international conglomerates to turn Gaza into the best possible Palestinian state it could ever possibly be! (you BUGgers out there are now invited to once again insert prolonged canned laughter here or make as much noise as you can with clackers, kazoos, vuvuzelas and klaxon horns if you have them).

And what a job it’s going to be if the X offering we’ve highlighted (above and below) from some guy called Al Jazeera English is correct. The amount of rubble might even be bigger seeing the Israel Defence Force is using the current ceasefire to blow up the few remaining buildings in the enclave along with dozens of Gazens as an added bonus.

Then there was Nadira Ali quoting someone who has the surname Albanese yet who doesn’t need to go to Specsavers to see what’s been happening in Gaza these past two-and-a-bit years.

The other major highlight of the past week was the ongoing threat from Yam Tits/Orange Mussolini/The Tangarine Shitgibbon/Captain Bone Spurs/Demented Donny/Diaper Don/The Moron of Mar-a-Lago/TACOman to take over Greenland by force if necessary.

Thorstrike excreted this warning….

… while Anonymous, Stephen King and Glenn Tunes backside fired away with their assessment of Trump.

Good Lord. Imagine what these Xers now stink after this current week of Trump on the world stage, mixing up Greenland with Iceland during a long and rambling speech at the World Economic Forum that only served to exhibit his accelerating mental decline and his existing rank stupidity.

We’ll cover that in Monday’s column.

On the home front, fresh events surrounding what used to be the Coalition have taken place this week but Xers last week still had Opposition Leader Sussan Ley in their rear sights,

Here are Phillip “reality check will be cashed soon” Riley, Michael Springer and Lynda French promoting Peter Charles Wise, all pooping on Sussan “Labor been too slow to react; Labor’s being too fast to react” Ley last week and our best bet is that even they back then wouldn’t have predicted she would be in such hot water and her job in grave peril a week later.

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Let’s finish off with another simmering topic in Australia’s relationship with a decaying and increasingly unreliable United States. Take it away, Australia Institute.

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