Gaza stripped bare but ready for renewal!

Two prominent Australians have emerged as the likely contenders from Down Under to be offered a seat on Donald Trump’s Board of Peace to oversee the multi-billion-dollar rebuilding of the Gaza Strip in Israel.

And both have issued a surprising condition for taking on this noble role offered by board chairman Trump: the extermination of the Palestinian people in the enclave must cease immediately!

The rivals are Noah Notanyahu, (far right, below) and A. Rab Krusher (even further right).

Both men are chief executive officers of little known Australian offshoots of global building companies, Jimmy’s Gold Standard High-Rise Seven-Star Resorts by the Mediterranean and Not Bibi and Sons Gold-Standard Gated Kibbutz Projects Throughout Greater Southern Israel respectively.

Both men in similar statements said the senseful slaughter of remaining Palestinians in Gaza during the current ceasefire and the ongoing demolition of the few buildings left in the enclave made perfect sense “in the scheme of things and certainly makes it all shovel-ready earlier”.

“But who will be the poorly paid house and chamber maids and cleaners and grooms of the stools for Israelis enjoying their new 21st Century apartments?” Notanyahu asked in his release.

“But who will be the poorly paid gardeners, gutter and swimming pool cleaners and chauffeurs,” Krusher said in his own statement.

Both men argued that while they appreciated the need to ensure those remaining Palestinians froze to death in their storm-ripped and flooded refuge tents as quickly as possible or limped half-alive into Egypt and permanent exile, cheap labour would be a significant selling point for their projects.

They agreed that some 1950s Russian-looking apartment blocks right over to the east in Gaza would be needed to house low-life Gazans needed for those jobs.

Gaza’s underground tunnel system would be rebuilt to allow these sub-humans to get to work without being a blight on the stunning, futuristic cityscapes that will have been created just for God’s chosen people.

The Bug contacted both men and asked if they’d be as proud as punch to be offered a seat on the peace board as it worked diligently towards an eventual Palestinian State.

“Oy vey!” they both replied before each burst into some minutes of uncontrollable giggling with the occasional audible fart emitted.

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