MELBOURNE: A prominent Righter employed by News Crap Australia says the anti-hate speech laws passed by the Federal Parliament yesterday do not go far enough.

Andrew Bolt (main picture) said he would continue his ongoing efforts to alert Australians to the failure of the antisemitic Albanese Government to adequately tackle antisemitism.

“We – and by ‘we’ I mean the Murdoch media – wanted to see provisions in the law to ban any criticisms let alone any vilification of saintly Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, and his equally saintly government over their very sensible, thoughtful, and sensitive treatment of Palestinians in Gaza, the West Bank and elsewhere,” Mr Bolt said. “Any such criticisms have been, are, and always will be clearly antisemitic.

“As a result I and my colleagues in News Crap Australia turdbloids, in our broadshit The Australian, and on Sky News will continue to vilify the antisemitic Prime Minister, our antisemitic Foreign Minister, and every other antisemitic Labor minister or MP for the blood they all have on their antisemitic hands.

“It’s important for Israel to know that here in Australia they have someone who will systematically vilify as antisemitic anyone who expresses even the remotest criticisms of Bibi or his government, or the Israeli Defence Force and their very reasonable actions in Gaza and the West Bank.

“I and my News Crap colleagues will continue to send out the message that Israel has the right to defend itself.

“And as long as the Murdoch media exists Israel will also have the Right to defend itself too,” Mr Bolt said.

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WASHINGTON, DC: It has been revealed that US President Donald Trump’s lengthy and rambling news conference marking his first year in office since being re-elected in 2024 was secretly choreographed by his political opponents.

The President today used a lengthy news conference to recite a long list of his claimed achievements in his first 12 months of his second term with multiple verbal detours into numerous other topics. (below)

A Democratic Party source on Capitol Hill said anti-Trump elements had secretly recruited members of the White House press pool to assist in their plans to minimise the President’s effectiveness.

“We realise that as long as Trump is at the White House lectern talking endlessly about himself, he can’t at the same time be making stupid decisions like invading and taking over Greenland – and that’s just one of hundreds of his stupid ideas,” the source said.

“So we’ve subtly asked sympathetic media operatives to ask enough questions to keep him talking for as long as possible whenever they get a chance.

“Today’s news conference went on for hours, but we’re hoping that his future encounters with the media might last for days, and hopefully weeks, then build up to months.

“Ultimately we hope the President might spend all of the next three years in the White House briefing room talking endlessly on his favourite subject – himself.

“That should save a lot of grief for us, our nation, and the world,” the Democratic source said.

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