Coalition Tea Lady has been awarded the 2025 Elon Musk trophy for xcretal excellence.

CTL (our own version of the dear lady, below very left) has once again proved the perfect virtual pooper with putrid contributions plopped throughout last year into our rancid prize barrel and many of them aimed fairly and squarely at the head of our supposedly leftist Labor prime minister and our supposedly leftist foreign minister Penny Wong.

Our esteemed judges of this prestigious trophy only had to go back to late 2025 for just few of CTL’s cloacal condemnations of this Zionist-controlled so-called leftist government to show what a worthy winner she is.

They are also very topical as decent, thoughtful, fair-minded Australians (that’s most of us, by the way) remain ashen-faced and appalled that so-called leftist PM Albanese would even think for the fleetiest of moments that inviting Israel’s President Isaac Herzog Down Under was a good idea. (Hint: the full page ad in last Thursday’s SMH and presumably in other outlets by Australians for Humanity and including a swag of organisations and a much swaggier list of individuals demanding the government rescind its state visit offer to child-killer Herzog. Australians for Humanity instead call of the government to obey international law and do everything in its power to protect Palestinians from Israel’s ongoing genocide against them.

Is it any wonder the green light flickered almost involuntarily above CTL’s bum bay and the Australian-made component that make her bum chute work swung into action.

And her observations of Herzog are spot on. No one defends and promotes Zionism more than this dreadful piece of shit. He leaves no doubt in anyone’s mind that he sees only one possible future: a Greater Israel free of Palestinians. We’ve read somewhere that he doesn’t mind seeing Palestinian kids dying. Let’s assume that’s untrue. But when he signed the shell above, he would have known full-well that its chances of being aimed at a Hamas fighter would have been two-thirds of four-fifths of fuck all. He’s a dead-set child killer.

CTL for years has called a spade and open coal-mine shovel and dumped xcrement all over Albo, Jenny and others for turning a blind eye to much of the last 27 months of genocide that has left perhaps hundreds of thousands of innocent Gazans dead, including maybe 50,000 children or more?

Like CTL, we at The Bug have had to pull the chuck buckets closer every time we’ve heard Albanese and Wong talk about Israel’s right to defend itself these past two-plus years. Like CTL, we give Albanese no shit-brownie points for finally calling out butcher Benjamin Netanyahu over that kiddie death toll in particular.

Penny probably is still too far away to see the extent of those white-sheeted little corpses clearly. a trip to Specsavers is long overdue.

We can’t speak for CTL but we suspect she, he or it would agree that Albanese lies awake at night at The Lodge staring at the ceiling and ruing his decision a little while ago finally supporting a two-state solution, even though he, Wong, their Cabinet colleagues and Netanyahu and his brutal bunch of butchers know will never, ever happen.

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