One Nation leader, Senator Aunty Pauline Hanson, has acknowledged the work of her latest recruit, former National Party leader Barnaby Joyce, (main picture) in determining their party’s position on the Albanese Government’s bill aimed at regulating hate speech and tightening gun laws in the wake of the Bondi Beach shootings.

Senator Hanson (below, far, far right), national leader of the white indigenous One Nations people and a proud Codwithchips woman from the lands of the Potatoscallops and Onionrings peoples around Ipswich in Queensland, said Mr Joyce’s input into her deliberations had been vital.

“People would recognise that I already know a hell of a lot about hate screech,” she screeched.

“But Barnaby was able to teach me a thing or two during a marathon meeting in my Parliament House office overnight.”

Senator Hanson revealed that the meeting with Mr Joyce took much longer than first anticipated.

“I must admit I didn’t appreciate how long a Breville sandwich maker would take to roast even a smallish leg of lamb, but we got there at about 4am this morning,” she screeched.

“It worked out well because it’s a complex issue but we had lots of time to mullet over.

“Barnaby was then able to get straight onto radio this morning and do what he does best – make rambling, simplistic, misleading, and ridiculous analogies about gun control while demonising immigrants in western Sydney to justify our stand against not just this bill, but any bill that’s ever proposed by the Albanese Government.”

Senator Hanson was asked if her opposition to the bill might disappoint the families personally affected by the 14 December killings at Bondi and still grieving while looking for laws to tackle antisemitism.

“As One Nation leader I have a responsibility to get the best laws possible … defeated in the lead-up to the next election,” she screeched, “and any bill that limits freedom of screech is a priority.

“I recognise that this is a sensitive time for the Jewfish community but Barnaby and I are determined to shoot down and kill off this bill and now that we’ve set a beachhead, no bridge is too far for us to go.”

Senator Hanson was then asked what role she would play in fighting the bill.

“I’ll be taking my usual approach to these types of issues,” she screeched. “That means at the earliest opportunity once parliament sits I’ll once again wear a burqa in the Senate.” (below)

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