First of all an apology. We had promised this second look at our Xcrements-of-the-Week from that week long now past would appear back on Tuesday and cover the most recent antics of Yam Tits as mentioned above.

Sorry, cheap shot. We meant to say Captain Bone Spurs/The Tangarine Shitgibbon/Diaper Don/Demented Donnie/The Moron of Mar-a-Lago/TACOman, etc, fucking, etc.

SORRY! We meant, of course, to say nine Nobel peace prizes anticipant Donald J Trump!

Here’s what happened. The rodent turning the hamster wheel that powers The Bug‘s Amstrad 464 died suddenly. Which means we couldn’t access the Corel Draw 4 image package we bought outright back in about 1989. Remember when you could buy those suckers outright instead of uneasy monthly subs?

Anyway, the new hamster is in place – he’s working for peanuts – and we can now bring a lot of the xcrement that plopped onto the head of arguably the greatest peace-maker the world has ever known! Most of it back then centred around his Venezuelan adventures and the capture of its oil resources.

Yes, we know the Mango Mussolini has vastly widened his world peace-making efforts since Tuesday as our main heading attests. All good stuff for next week’s column, with his threats to bomb other countries into agreement and his moronic vice-president V.D. Chance still banging on even as we finished this for final uploading about Bad Old Uncle Sam blowing up NATO by using force to capture NATO member Greenland.

At least Trump’s threat yesterday to bomb Australia if he wasn’t allowed to buy it has been peacefully resolved with the White House clarifying matters by explaining Our Fondling Father/Don Whoreleone meant to say Austria.

Anyway, back to the US taking ownership of Trumpland, the former Venuzuela and some chap called Peter FitzSimons (at top and below) let his virtual ring push out a very strong and pungent message as to how Australia should deal with the author of The Art of the Steal.

Bob Carr and Claire worked Trump’s handler into their offerings…

…. while Assal Rad and Kim Iverson saw possibilities involving Bibi Netanyahu from Trump’s capture of Venezuela’s oil and its wife.

Faecal flak was flung Trump’s way by Jeffrey Levy and Melanie D’Arrigo, never missing the chance to throw the word pedophile into the mix.

Previous message to our reader now rescinded: SHIT, our new hamster was allergic to peanuts. We’ll rush him to our local vet and we promise to compete this much delayed post of virtual poo in an hour or so.

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