Our Xcrements-of-the-Week judges would have probably bet their last dollar if they still had it that you BUGgers out there would have expected this column to devote itself entirely to the Tangarine Shitgibbon’s peace initiatives in Venezuela.

But no! They’ve decided to highlight the enormous amount of xcrement that poured into our maggot-infested prize barrel about this surge of open letters from various groups fully supporting attempts by the federal Opposition and most if not all of the MSM to damage Anthony Albanese, hopefully terminally, for having the audacity – so far at least – not to cave into their high-and-mighty calls for a national royal commission into the Bondi killings.

Our judges thought Ash and Peter Cronau’s virtual coital contributions just about nailed the main aims of these open-letter outrages designed to harm Albanese politically – from the relatives of those slain on the beach, to some of the nation’s leading bizzoids and a swag of right-wing former sports stars.

The effort by the sports stars – particularly former One Nation member and flag stealer Dawn Fraser, seemingly determined to damage the love Australia largely has for her – got Stephen Spencer, MFWitches, Jenny Frecklington-Jones and Tom opening their bum bays and letting them rip.

Prof Kathy Eagar AM xcreted on the shameful politicisation of a national tragedy …

… and bradpsychology and Rick plopped away too.

And below is The Bug’s pisstake yesterday of The Sun-Herald’s flash on the sports grates.

RC heat builds on PM!

TO BE CONTINUED: Tomorrow, world peacemaker Trump welcomes Venezuela as the 51st state of the US, beating Greenland and Canada by some months.

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