The entire gang of Righters at various Newscorpse LNP PR hubs around the nation have been crowned The Bug‘s Media Glass House Arse-Lickers of 2025!
And talk about flashing up on the outside at the last gasp to salute our hard-drinking judges!
Those righters had only just won the December AOTY award (link below) for their efforts that have been saving Rupert and Lachlan Murdoch the cost of dunny paper for quite a while or else gave their wipers a Xmas break for y
ou could safely eat a meal off their arseholes every day since the Bondi Beach tragedy several Sundays ago through their devoted Down Under staffers’ ring-mastery.
After Newscorpse LNP outlets took a bit of a breather to lick their wounds after their May election defeat, they’ve returned to the fray, convinced that Anthony Albanese is making misstep after misstep after the Bondi Beach murders.
They are convinced Albo has so much blood on his hands for being pro-Palestinian it’s as if he took part in the shootings. We have no idea if Newscorpse helped orchestrate the joint response by the victims’ families, or the open letter from a hundred or so mainly Liberal Party supporting bizzoids who joined the Albolanche demanding an immediate federal royal commission into whether the PM should resign yesterday or earlier today for missing the anti-semitic threat ahead of the massacre.
And who knows? Maybe Newscorpse, their political LNP heroes, those shattered families and all those clever and very successful business types are finally on a winner here! They sure as hell fucked up in thinking Albanese had been mortally wounded last term by his disastrous Voice defeat.
But while we await the answer to whether Newscorpse and sadly too many other media groups think they can permanently smear Albanese as a Muzzi-loving , anti-semite, dithering non-decision maker, The Bug’s overall 2025 Arselicker trophy goes to all of those pictured above – and many more we simply couldn’t fit at the table – who amazed us with their cloacal cleansing, tongue-in-groove, ringmastery throughout 2025 but especially over recent times where they have been rimming with total confidence, bringing broad smiles to Rupert and Lachlan’s faeces.
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