WASHINGTON, DC: Administrators at the former Walter Reed National Military Medical Centre have explained the confusion over imaging tests Donald Trump underwent in October that have since raised questions about the 79-year-old US President’s health.

Mixed messages about the type of medical imaging tests he underwent during that visit has fuelled speculation about his fitness to do the job as President (below) but Trump himself has declared he is in top physical and mental condition.

At a news conference President Trump said his health was “perfect” and doctors had rated his condition as “A+”. (main picture)  

He also said he has signed an executive order to change the name of the Walter Reed Centre to the Donald J Trump In Perfect Health Walter Reed National Military Medical Centre.

Meanwhile, a senior medical officer within the centre has explained how confusion arose over whether Trump had undergone an MRI or CT scan when visiting last October.

“The problem can be sourced to the bad handwriting of doctors at Walter Reed, sorry Donald J Trump In Perfect Health Walter Reed,” the doctor who wished to remain anonymous said.

“When the White House advised that the President would be visiting last October one doctor responsible for scheduling made a note on the President’s medical file that said simply ‘CT’.

“When questioned recently the doctor concerned explained that he wasn’t ordering a CT scan, but his notation was an abbreviation meant to convey the fact that what he always refers to as that ‘cunt Trump’ was due to visit.

“Also prior to the October visit, one of that doctor’s colleagues scribbled ‘MRI’ on the file, which the second doctor has since explained was supposed to note a visit by ‘malignant Republican idiot’, their own preferred shorthand reference for the President.

“Unfortunately, a similar explanation has led the President to believe he is in A+ health.

“That misapprehension can also be sourced to bad handwriting by a doctor here at Donald J Trump In Perfect Health Walter Reed.

“That third doctor also made a file note consisting of the abbreviation ‘At’ which has been misread as ‘A+’ when it really means the President was in need of an autopsy,” the medical officer said.

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