NATIONWIDE: On-line bookies around Australia are offering very juicy odds for punters who reckon they know a little bit about Australian politics and the nation’s mainstream media.

Sportsbet, TAB and Ladbrokes are offering 100-1 to anyone game enough to place a bet that sometime in the next few weeks at least one journalist will ask Prime Minister Anthony Albanese why he has offered Israel’s President Isaac Herzog a state visit seeing Herzog has been guilty many times over of the hate speech and hate actions that Albanese so despises and intends to prevent with imminent harsh new federal laws.

The cut-off point is midnight next Saturday week, January 17 and punters will clean-up big time if someone – anyone – in the gutless, nutless, Australian mainstream mediocre puts that question to the PM before then. None of the agencies are expecting a payout.

Other online betting firms such as Neds, betR and Bet365 are offering fairly similar odds.

The exceptionally attractive 100-1 offer is very similar to that set by most online betting agencies during the Voice referendum that anyone – just one for fuck’s sake – in the gutless, nutless, Australian mainstream mediocre had put Peter Dutton on the spot by asking him – or at least telling us they tried to – if he supported the racist, divisive campaign tactics of the No campaign, based largely around the absurd handsonic/abbottic notion that darkies were being offered something that whities weren’t.

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MELBOURNE: A number of local organisations have filed for bankruptcy here this morning.

They include Cricket Australia, Cricket Victoria, the Melbourne Cricket Ground Trust and The Victorian Association of Over-Priced Meat Pies, Sausage Rolls and Hot Dog Retailers.

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SYDNEY: The Sydney Cricket Ground Trust and Cricket NSW have defended their decision to play the Pink Test that starts on Sunday on the concrete concourse outside the venue. Paying patrons inside will be able to watch the match on the big screens around the ground.

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