It’s rare but not for the first time The Bug‘s Media Glass House Arse-Licker for December 2025 has not gone to an individual but a dedicated cluster of cloaca-cleansing, coital cleaning, journos simply rimming with confidence, especially late in the month.

We refer to just about everyone at Newscorpse around the nation whose tongue-in-groove action has, hopefully in their minds at least, very much pleased the Murdochs and mortally wounded Mussie-loving Anthony Albanese since the Bondi Beach mass murders.

So well done, every LNP publicist man and every LNP publicist woman at Rupe’s rotten tabloids, the national broadshit and Sky LNPNews! This trophy honours you all!

We’re told that even Gerard Henderson stopped writing about the need for the ABC to be sold off to some deserving private interest with a surname stating with M – for just a little while at least – to join in on the baying for the blood on Albanese hands for not doing enough to combat anti-semitism in Australia and emboldening Palestinian terrorism by his deadly decision to support a Palestinian state, greatly offending one of our greatest allies ever, the peace-loving Benjamin Netanyahu.

The trophy also honours that combined and now-never-ending effort at whipping up demands for a federal royal commission, as Rupe’s rags (at top) showed the other day!

So, well done to all of you at Newscorpe. The Bug has to admit it had no idea just how heavily invested Rupert and Lachlan Murdoch are in the rebuilding of the Riviera of the East along with Bibi and Sons Luxury Kibbutz-Tower Builders and the Trump Foundation’s Golden Chain of Ten-Star Luxury Resorts by the Mediterranean in Greater South Israel.

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