… well away from spitting distance that is!

Benjamin Netanyahu’s unheartfelt message to Christians on Christmas Day was missing just one crucial word …. well!

For this second look at our Xcrements-of-the-Week, we suspect Seyed Mohammad Marandi (at top and below) was one of countless Xcretas who noticed the missing “well” but didn’t mention it. We think Seyed nailed it instead with “The Hitler of our time”.

Here’s where the missing “well” should have appeared in Netanyahu’s fested greetings.

To all our Christian friends well around the world – Merry Christmas!

Or put another way: We prefer Christians who are well away from us. To all our Christians well inside or near Greater Israel, we hate your guts and you’re all dead to us. Oy vey! The sooner you fuck off with all the Palestinians in Gaza and the West Bank, the better.

Okay, a bit of paraphrasing there but still fairly accurate, we think.

Barry Malone, Nina Turner and Ihab Hassan also virtually shat all over Bibi from a great height over his Xmas message.

ADAM gave us a more local insight into how much Netanyahu loves Christians…

… while another Adam – Adam Houda – takes a far more general view of the genocide taking place in Gaza these past 28 months, quoting a rabbi who, like hopefully a majority of jews worldwide, is appalled at the war crimes Zionist Israel is committing.

as does Peter Cronau and Barry Mulligan.

Finally, given yesterday’s Xcrements-of-the-Week monster poo pile-on of that Zionist charmer Isaac Herzog, here are a few more we should have run then. Take it away, Syrian Girl and someone we’ll just call The Flagster!

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