The BUG staffers who compile our popular Xcrements-of-the-Week column all thought the heading above summed up pretty niftily the general thrust of today’s virtual faecal flow.

And our judges thought two of our all-time, favourite, Xcretas deserved pride of place at the top of this whiffy, sniffy, spray so take it away, Coalition Tea Lady and Ronni icon Salt, etc, etc (at top and below)

Yes, this entire column is devoted to our left-wing Labor Prime Minister Anthony Albanese’s decision to invite Israeli president Isaac Herzog to a Down Under state visit.

We particularly liked Bernie Dowling’s prediction of what Herzog might face if and when the mass kiddy-killing Zionist comes here.

Herzog’s bomb/artillery shell (we’re no munitions experts) signing also cleaned out the virtual cloacas of Adam Houda, and once more for old time’s sake, Coalition Tea Lady…

Seems everyone who plopped their putrid offerings into our prize barrel all agreed, out loud or implied, on one thing: the mass kiddy-killing, Zionist, Herzog would have always been well aware that bugger all of the zillions of dollars in the US weaponry, that Trump praised Israel for using so well, was destined for a Hamas fighter’s head.

Unless, of course, those sneaky buggers were hiding under just about everything in the Gaza Strip – the homes, places of work, prayer and leisure, the schools, the hospitals of the Palestinians, many of whom used to proudly live there.

Here is more faecal flak sent Herzog’s way, from Solo Monk and Phillip Riley…

… while Lowkey and Nadira Ali turned to a Hitler tome to perhaps remind us all of Zionist Israel’s penchant – and not just Herzog’s – for powerful and largely unchallenged propaganda.

Finally, Ounka also reminds us that no matter how revolting that mass-kiddy-killing Zionist Issac Herzog is, he is surrounded by people even more revolting than he is, hard as that might be to get one’s head around.

TO BE CONTINUED:

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