… but what if I’m not!

Just like there’s not a racist bone in Pauline Hanson’s body, I feel exactly the same when it comes to anti-Semitism.

But that’s not to mean I’m perfectly happy with a whole bunch of Jews right now.

And right now, I think a possibly quite large majority of Jews in the world’s only Jewish nation – Israel – are a bunch of cunty Zionist klutzes!

They fully support Benjamin Netanyahu’s belief that all Palestinians must be removed – dead or alive – from the Gaza Strip and the West Bank. Some of his Cabinet believe they should all just be shot there and then. Even their President reckons there are no innocent people in Gaza so I guess it’s lucky Israel’s good friend, our Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, has invited him here before Albo’s strict anti-hate laws kick in.

I suspect someone who thinks 20,000 plus innocent kids were guilty of something with the inference they deserve to be dead sounds rather hateful to your ranter-in-residence. You?

And even if my body was riddled with cancerous anti-Semitic cells, I don’t believe my absolute disgust at all that reality outlined above makes me anti-Semitic. Just very critical of clinical wrong-doing.

Still, it’s lucky I got to say that before it becomes a criminal offence under Australian law, hey?

Nor do I have much time for many of the Jews who booed Anthony Albanese at that Bondi Beach vigil the other Sunday night.

If you honestly believe that the Albanese government missed or ignored the warning signs and the intelligence was faulty under Albanese’s watch, then boo away? Our PM can take it on his chins and, besides, booing our leaders is rather a national sport.

But if you agree with genocidal Benjamin Netanyahu that Albanese’s decision to support a two-state solution – with a Palestinian state that international law and more countries think is their right – has inflamed much of the anti-Semitic anger around the globe, then go shove a DVD copy of Fiddler on the Roof up your fucking arse.

And that comes from someone who doesn’t have a single anti-Semitic bone shard in his entire body! Along with other staff writers and ranters, The Bug has made its stand very clear: the two murderers at Bondi Beach are sub-human, low-life moronic mental midgets; the father hopefully now finding out he has in fact gone to paradise but his 53 celestial virgins refuse to put out while constantly whingeing for shopping money.

And let’s hope the son spends decades in jail taking it up the arse nightly without the vas.

But should we be more sympathetic to these gutless cunts if we find out they were close relatives of that Gazan pair of doctors who saw nine of their 10 children slaughtered by Israel as the IDF pretended to be targeting Hamas supposedly infesting a nearby hospital? The father died a little later?

No! Targeting and killing unarmed and innocent is never on; two monstrous wrongs don’t make a right!

But what if our two Bondi killers were close family members of that poor bastard waving his hands in the air as he was burnt alive in his refuge tent, most of the world watching on in horror. No! Targeting the unarmed and the innocent is never on; two monstrous wrongs don’t make a right! We decided not to use a more graphic image of that at top.

At least our two Bondi butchers weren’t members of Hamas, the organisation prescribed as terrorists by Australia and some other dozen or so countries for its chants of “from the river to the sea” and their openly stated mission to destroy the State of Israel.

As opposed to Israel who has shown these past 27 months by razing just about every aspect of Gazan life that there will never be a Palestinian state and that one day, all Palestinians will have left Greater Israel by death or forced departure, with or more likely without $4000 in fuck-off cash promised from conman Donald Trump, leaving the Jewish people totally free from the river to the sea.

Hmm. The exact opposite of Hamas’s aims and yet somehow avoiding being branded as terrorists! Bibi and his people must have some very powerful friends in high places.

Let’s try from another angle. What if these two mass murderers just got worn down mentally, with actors filling their feeble brains with hateful rubbish as they watched the IDF kill 70,000 innocent civilians and more than 20,000 kids?

Does that justify killing 15 innocent people last Sunday week in response?

NO! NO NO!

Two disgusting, unforgivable, wrongs do not make a right.

One final point I want to make….oh, hang-on! Someone’s knocking loudly at the door and the missus has looked through the window and she thinks they might be the federal police.
I hope it’s not for anything I’ve written here – or for years past – because just like there’s not a racist bone in Pauline Hanson’s body, I feel exactly the same when it comes to anti-Semitism.

And thank dogness that I don’t live in NSW and it’s that state’s coppers at the door. Under new anti-Semitic laws introduced by the Chris Minns-led Labor government there, I could be taken outside and shot, along with any other family members and pets if indeed I have made a fatal mistake and there is that smallest sliver of a bone shard of anti-Semitism in my body that authorities can detect using specialised equipment.

Don Gordon-Brown

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