Widespread criticisms of Prime Minister Anthony Albanese from the federal opposition, our woeful mainstream mediocre and Jewish Zionists (is that a tautology?) since last Sunday week’s Bondi Beach mass murders and Sunday’s vigil dominate our Xcrements-of-the-Week column.

Our judges wrapped the blue riband around the crinkled neck of that amazing Brisbane nonagenarian Everald Compton, responding to Mike Carlton. Anyone who manages to include Bibi Netanyahu’s genocide in Gaza in a well-directed excretal effort will always find favour with those judges.

What follows shortly are piles of stinking excrement that overflowed our prize barrel and centred on the Opposition’s eschewing of any form of bipartisanship and community unity and healing to supposedly gain political advantage by joining in with the general “blood on his hands”, “he was there with the shooters” and “he did fuck-all to present this and should resign in disgrace yesterday” crowd.

Mike Carlton and Doug Cameron were in lockstep on the politicisation of the whole exercise.

And we suppose that’s almost forgivable from the political party with the divine right to being the natural government of Australia. Labor in Opposition has stupidly fallen in behind LNP governments and given full support when similar tragedies have hit Australia. Silly cunts, when you think about it.

But let’s look at the MSM reaction first. Sky LNPNews crumb maiden and LNP publicist Rita Panahi must have cracked the widest of wides not long after the sound of gunfire rang out. Even wider when the PM was booed at the vigil at the weekend. Ditto for all other female Sky hosts. Their male counterparts would have cracked Donald Trump-equalling chubbies at the same time. Oh, the sheer joy of being able to ram home the “weak” line pushed so hard by Netanyahu.

The Bug apologies to any one with weak stomachs of their own who might have reacted poorly to the visions of severely cracked wides and mongrels we’ve conjured above.

Dr Sheep Person Podge had a dig at another Newscorpse far-right platform.

… while we should also mention that Newscorpse-light organs such as the SMH joined in on the
Albolanche of hate. Aunty, sadly, wasn’t far behind. The MSM is clearly giving us the impression by its endless focus that Israel’s genocide these past 28 months has had little influence on the rise of anti-semitism during that time. Or else they’d like to take that view but anti-semitism of that level is now a capital offence under new laws being rushed through by the Minns’ NSW government.

Su Dharmapala etc, et and Sandra K Eckersley bravely opened their bum bays on aspects of the vigil and could soon be jailed for years, perhaps hung upside down, for such anti-Jewish sentiments.

Su makes a very good point. How dare Zionists boo Albanese and slam Penny “it’s hard to see clearly from this distance” Wong. Both have been pretty damn zionistic (subs: check if that’s a word) for the duration of the Israel/Innocent Gazans war, sprouting Israel’s right to defend itself and how naughty Hamas was on that October day, and reluctantly calling for a Palestinian state only recently to match larger nations demanding a two state solution although they all probably know it’s never going to happen.

Meanwhile, MormorLady and Syrian Girl sent their faecal flak Bibi “there will never be a Palestinian state” Netanyahu’s way, ruining forever any chance of a career at Newscorpse, or probably any other media outlet for that matter….

… and a very silly Robert Martin squirted out xcreta supporting Palestine, probably fatally unaware that a shocking piece of anti-semitism of that horrendous level could see him and his family hunted down like dogs under new hate laws proposed by the Abanese government.

TO BE CONTINUED!

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