ANOTHER BUG WORLD EXCLUSIVE:

Secret federal government documents leaked only to The Bug spell out the basic curriculum details of the holocaust studies to be reintroduced to schools in the wake of the tragic Bondi Beach mass killings.

Prime Minister Anthony Albanese included the promised holocaust studies, agreed to by all states and territories that administer education, among a swag of initiatives announced overnight to criminalise hate crimes and bring long-overdue protection to Australia’s small but important ethnic religious groups.

The documents make it clear that only high school-students will be taught about the holocaust as Under-16 children would find the material and images far too distressing.

The studies concentrate on the two and a bit years since Hamas stormed across the border and slaughtered their fair share of innocent Israeli citizens and music concert attendees.

Here’s a typical discussion point from early in the syllabus: What did United Nations general secretary António Guterres mean, later in October of that year when he said: “It is important to also recognize the attacks by Hamas did not happen in a vacuum”. Discuss.

And “The Palestinian people have been subjected to 56 years of suffocating occupation.” Keep that discussion going.

The UN’s chief was never, ever, censured or even told to resign over what many saw as clearly antisemitic comments. Why do you think that was so?

When the truth is finally revealed, how many Israelis were killed on that day and how many died as Israel exercised its  Hannibal Directive; that the Israel Defence Force must prevent “at all costs” the abduction of Israeli civilians or soldiers even if it means Israelis are also killed in achieving that aim?

In the 26 months since October 7, 2023, Israel has more or less razed the Gaza Strip, obliterating Palestinian history and connections to their sacred and holy lands, killing some 70,000 Gazans (some world authorities say the eventual figure could be two or three times that) including more than 20,000 children. Countless others are now amputees and/or mentally scarred.

Israel defends the destruction of virtually all of Gaza, the destruction of mosques, schools, hospitals, apartment buildings, the whole shebang, as the only way to root out Hamas terrorists. Explain why that argument by Israel makes no sense.

Especially since Israel has dropped the equivalent of up to ten Hiroshima bombs over a Palestinian enclave the size of the ACT or one-and-a-half Stradbroke Islands. Continue explaining.

Given one of the world’s most powerful defence forces after 26 months of fighting have still not erased 20,000 Hamas fighters totally overwhelmed militarily on land, by sea and the air, some critics have claimed Israel’s main aim has never been about Hamas or rescuing hostages. In one word or less, explain why you agree or disagree with those criticisms.

Since the latest “ceasefire”, all based on the world community helping rebuild Gaza with the ultimate aim of a true Palestinian state, Benjamin Netanyahu has declared there will never be a Palestinian state in his plans for a Greater Israel to protect the Jewish people’s centuries old, historic and spiritual homelands? On that basis, do you think the Gaza holocaust/genocide will continue for quite some time? Tick one of the following as your best guess: Six months; 12 months; two to five years; forever! and write a three-paragraph reasoning for your selection.

In 100 words or less, using comparable population statistics and the duration of each, how do you think the Nazi holocaust in World War 2 and the Gaza Holocaust since early October 2023 compare? For 10 extra bonus points and a free sweet treat at your school’s canteen to the value of $6, discuss the effectiveness of the killing methods used by both leaders.

Do you see any hypocrisy in Australia and several other countries declaring Hamas as a prescribed terrorist organisation because it’s committed to the destruction of Israel yet the same claim is not levelled at Israel and its politicians who have over time called for the destruction of Gaza and the West Bank and the killing or forced removal of all Palestinians from both enclaves. On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being no hypocrisy at all and 10 being gross hypocrisy of the worst kind, tap one leg on the classroom floor the number of times you think reflects where you stand on this issue even if you’re currently sitting.

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