ROYAL COMMISSION:

Federal Opposition Leader, Ssussan Ley, has welcomed the start of hearings by the Royal Commission into the Bondi Beach killings and antisemitism in Australia.

Mss Ley said the members of the new commission established by the nation’s highest judicial body – News Court Australia –  (main picture) would provide a swift response to the killings by recommending actions to be implemented immediately.

“I do not wish to politicise the tragic events of the weekend, but the very guilty Albanese Government led by a Prime Minister with Jewish blood on his hands has rejected the idea of a Royal Commission into the events at Bondi Beach, which is why I announced our support for an independent inquiry to determine just how guilty Labor and the Prime Minister really are,” she said.

“So I am very pleased that the News Court has brought together some of the best minds in the nation to Right … I mean, to write a new chapter in the fight against Labor… I mean, the fight against antisemitism in Australia.”

Chair of the new Royal Commission, Mr Justice Bolt, said he did not wish to prejudge events but it was already clear to him that the Labor Party and its leader, Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, were entirely to blame for the Bondi killings.

“I know each of my fellow commissioners share that view,” Justice Bolt said. “But that does not mean that our Royal Commission will not judiciously examine and weigh all the facts before delivering our independent findings declaring that the Labor Party and its leader, Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, are entirely to blame for the Bondi killings.

“Members of the Royal Commission have already started after-dark sittings to hear submissions from each other about the depth of the guilt of Labor, Mr Albanese, and his government.

“So we shouldn’t take too long to Right our report and its major recommendation to vote Liberal.”

Justice Bolt said he saw no need to examine events in Gaza or to question the actions of Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, and the Israeli Defence Force in the two years since the October 2023 Hamas terrorist killings of innocent Israel citizens and the possibility that the Israeli Government’s actions had themselves fuelled antisemitism.

“Bibi’s… I mean, the Israeli Prime Minister’s calm, rational, and proportionate response to the Hamas attacks and the resultant deaths of more than 70,000 terrorist Palestinians including 20,000 terrorist children have nothing to do with just how guilty the Albanese Government and the Labor Party are when it comes to what our independent inquiry will find is their direct responsibility for Sunday’s killings,” Mr Justice Bolt said.

Speaking from Gaza, Mr Netanyahu agreed.

“There’s nothing to see here in Gaza,” Mr Netanyahu said. “I mean that quite literally… there’s nothing to see here in Gaza.” (below)

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