In yesterday’s first look at our Xcrements-of-the-Week, we largely covered excretal offerings about how the tandrum-throwing toddler also know as President Donald Trump conned FIFA, the world football body, – well, at least its president – into given him a risible and totally undeserved peace award.

Our putrid xcrement prize barrel looked fuller than a seaside dunny on Boxing Day (we’ve always wanted to use that famous and very old line) with wonderful memes about Trump throwing those baby tanties over being robbed of the first of his many Nobel peace prizes for the 15* wars he’s stopped around the world.

But we kept up our sleeve for today another very large dump of xcrement that made much fun of how Diaper Don lost all control of his own xcretal and urinary discharges as he grabbed his meaningless medal from current FIFA President Gianni Infantino. And with nary a blush, medalled himself.

We’ve highlighted MAYRA’s offering (at top and below) which summed up what happened pretty well.

Opening up their own bum bays and dumping on the Cry-Baby Commander in Chief/Demented Donnie/The Moron of Mar-a-Lago were Donaldo, Lucas Sanders and True Blue.

True Blue, couldn’t it be chronic wankonitis, from masturbating too many microphone stalks at public rallies?

Sending faecal flak Captain Bone Spur’s way were Brittany Belle and Daniel Lambert, who returned largely to yesterday’s theme: the toddler tandrum dummy spits from Trump.

* Memo subs: please update this figure if necessary. The greatest peacemaker the world has ever known is working his kimby-klad orange lard arse off so we need to get the latest tally right.

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