Does anyone out there in BUGland know if Fédération Internationale de Football Association (FIFA) President Gianni Infantino might just also happen to be a journalist?

If so, separate judges here would like to rule a line over entries in the Media Glass House Arse-Licker-of-the-Year for 2025 and present it immediately to him. Can you image the guts it would have taken for Infantino to pull down the poo-laden diaper of Trump and give him some unparalleled tongue-in-groove work.

We are referring, of course, to the infantile gesture by Infantino – a decision made on his own, apparently – to award FIFA’s inaugural peace award to the infantile Yam Tits/The Orange Mussolini/the Tangarine Shitgibbon.

A dreadful lot of excreta poured into our putrid Excreta prize-barrel when news of this ring-mastery, champion coital-cleaning effort by Infantile … sorry! …Infantino.

Many were very memeingful, some with graphics, some with just words, as evidence by the two we’ve highlighted at top and below from JessicaUSAF and Jerry Mander. Ooh, guys, Demented Donnie/The Moron of Mar-a-Lago will be very, very cross so expect some very childish name-calling from the greatest, most humble, peacemaker ever to have blessed this planet with their presence.

Countless xcrement was dropped with reference to Trump being nothing more than a dummy-spitting, spoilt little piece of shit. Take it away, Ken Milligan, Dorothy, Feisty is proud, etc, etc, and Make It Stop, etc, etc.

Xcretas who got us to thinking about whether Infantino might possibly be the greatest arse-licker in world history apart from Trump’s cabinet secretaries were Elizabeth George, Jose M and Ray Gatt.

Ray did include “shithousery” in his post so that’s why he’s in this grouping.

Myriam F. had a very good suggestion as to what FIFA stands for – there were many attempts at that squeezed into our barrel – while King Wolfe cleverly shared a meme showing where Trump’s bullshit peace medal stands in the scheme of things and Marina Purkiss listed just some of the reasons why the FIFA award was so fucking ridiculous and so (Trump caps now for emphasis!) TOTALLY FUCKING UNDESERVING FOR SUCH A DREADFUL CUNT!

FIFA’s peace award lower than a Darwin gong! Nice work, King Wolfe. And what a list, Marina!

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