WASHINGTON, DC: An America physician who developed his own unique MRI testing technology says Donald Trump’s latest flurry of social media activity should sweep away any doubts about the results of his recent test.

Last week the 79-year-old US President and the White House were accused of covering up a possible poor outcome from his latest MRI, with his doctors using vague language to describe its results, and Mr Trump himself professing not to know what part of his body had been tested.

In an effort to combat claims of a massive deterioration in his cognitive abilities, Mr Trump went on to declare that he had “aced” the MRI test and was in perfect health.

Washington-based physician, Dr Mal Praktiss, (main picture) who has developed his own unique MRI testing technology said the President’s overnight bombardment of social media messages (below) confirmed the outcome of last week’s test.

“While the President has not physically undergone testing using my MRI technology, his 160 messages posted to his Truth Social platform in just a few hours confirm reports that he would meet 100% of the benchmarks under my unique test,” Dr Praktiss said.

“Yes, he definitely would have ‘aced’ my testing which is focussed on identifying Malignant Rambling Imbeciles.”

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